Wish i had one of these.

Watched a tv program last night called inside natures giants, it was about polar bears. It was different to the normal episodes as they were trying to do the science bit but also getting the hunters (the eskimos) point of view.

To be fair this is already boring me so i will get to the point!

When they were dissecting the polar bear the hunter was playing around and waving the polar bears dong in front of the scientist(because it actually has a bone in it). Being childish i thought this was funny but the the scientist said "well thats quite aggressive to say the least".

I think thats a brilliant way to describe a mans love handle, i also like "something that resembles king kongs finger".

Thats basically it.

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London town (init)

So we (me and t-other half) went to london on thursday to see the kings of leon at hyde park. And luckily my nerd of a brother does well enough to work and live in london, so we stayed at his and his t-other half flat. They are at glasto so the place was ours for day. 

Now her name is Amy but she is a convict from australia so we will call her Sheila and therefore call chris Bruce!

No ive only met Sheila a couple of times but after having a quick nose around their flat i now know a little more. For-instance i now understand that all aussie sheila's need a little help to get things going.........

And also Bruce has conformed his nerd-niss by drinking from this.......

My last observation of Sheila comes next, all im gunna say is you can take the girl out of australia but you cant take australia out of the girl.........

Moving on, to what we were in london for, the kings of leon were proper good.They had a few support bands including the Zac Brown band from the US of A london band the white lies and the mod father himself Paul Weller. Ive seen him and the KOL before and both were fantastic.

Nearly done now, the last thing is this little pub just round the corner from Bruce and Sheila's flat. its cool because its named after where i live.

That is all for now, peace out.

First post

Right im a tad new to this so there is a couple of things you need to know.
1. my spelling is absolutely terrible and im not gunna go correcting it.
2. i like to take the mic, i mean no offence.
3. i like lamp

Ok, are we all sorted? Good!

Thats the end of this post, ive got a gooden on its way!